Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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