what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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