Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Alive.
So much puke
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Randomize
