idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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