Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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