I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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