Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
