Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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