Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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