Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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