Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Found the puke drawer
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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