Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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