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so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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