Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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