6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Randomize
