Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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