You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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