You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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