you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
