God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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