he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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