butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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