maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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