i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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