is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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