i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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