no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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