my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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