Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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