All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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