Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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