She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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