Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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