ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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