Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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