you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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