Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
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How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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