I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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