Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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