hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
organizing the empties. That sober.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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