It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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