There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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