I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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