Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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