We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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