I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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