dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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