Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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