Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I supernannyed him into submission
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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