Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
the night ended with taco bell and tears
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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