carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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