you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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