i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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I need you to use more vowels.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize